
LinkedIn: A Brutally Honest Breakdown
“Your LinkedIn profile isn’t a digital resume. It’s a 24/7 networking event where you’re the guest of honor.” Listen, I know what you’re thinking. LinkedIn is that cringey place where your uncle posts motivational quotes and recruiters slide into your DMs with weirdly formal messages. You scroll past it for the 100th time in your app folder, thinking it’s for people with “Senior Vice President” in their bio. Not for the girl who’s juggling a part-time job, finals, and trying to figure out













